About Me

My name is Kev Blisse. Some know me as the husband and smutty partner in crime of the gorgeous Victoria Blisse. I’m a Father, Manic Depressive, Geek and Award-Winning Web Designer.

I like to think I’m funny, but it’s really just a defence for my chronic shyness and social awkwardness. I’m a shy geek, chronically so and far more likely to try and shrink into a corner and avoid people, but I do want to change, I want to be less shy, I want to interact more, and I’m trying. (Some would say very trying!)

Professional Graphic Designer
Work wise I’m a graphic designer, I do Posters, Flyers, Business Cards, Book Covers, Pop-up Banners, Certificates, Gift Vouchers, Etc. I’ll turn my hand to most things and give it a try, my rates are reasonable and I’m not happy until you are happy.
I'm a little bit Kinky
Strokes and Scritches, Cuddles and Kisses, Scratches and Bites, are all of my favourite things. Having my hair played with, my back scratched, my lobes stroked are true delights. I adore being bitten, the intial raw pain, the lingering throbs and aches for days after and the changing of the bruises all appeal to me so much, so if you want to make me happy, give me a bite 🙂

I’m into sensation play, cupping, massages and wax play. I also like living on the edge a little with my.kink so I’m also into needleplay, knifeplay, fireplay, and electrastim. The cut of knives and the stab of needles are my kinky passion, that short sharp sweet pain takes me to a place I call freedom where my mind is clear and I float on the endorphine rush. As well as receiving I’m happy to do it to others, even if it’s just a quick taster to see if you like it or not.

A few of my favourite things

Spirit Animal: Stitch
 I’m Fiercely loyal and protective of my friends and have a wild and occasionally crazy side 

Fave Ghiblis (in order): Laputa Castle in the Sky, My Neighbour Totoro, Spirited Away, When marnie was there, Howl’s Moving Castle, Kiki’s Delivery Service, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Fave Animal: Otters!

Phobias: SPIDERS & CLOWNS!!
 I freaking hate the brain sucking evil aliens! 

Celeb Crushes: Drew Barrymore, Sheridan Smith, Jessica Hynes, Victoria Coren Mitchell

Could be turned by: Alan Davies, Guy Fieri

Fave TV: Criminal Minds, 9-1-1, Detectorists, Spaced, Father Brown, The Goldbergs, Ransom, Forged in Fire, The Orville, Doom Patrol, The Umbrella Academy, Prodigal Son, Carnival Row, Vagrant Queen

Fave Anime: Attack on Titan, Demon Slayer, Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid, My Roommate is a Cat, Parasyte -the maxim-, The Seven Deadly Sins

Fave Movies: Ever After: A Cinderella Story, Labyrinth, 50 First Dates, The Princess Bride, The Blues Brothers, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Weekend at Bernies, You’ve Got Mail, Rat Race, Spaceballs, Star Trek: Nemesis

Fave Musical: Little Shop of Horrors

Fave Music: Ash, Biffy Clyro, Cute Is What We Aim For, Fall Out Boy, Fearless Vampire Killers, Go Audio, Imagine Dragons, Johnny Flynn, Lady Antebellum, McFly, Muse, Never Shout Never, Pulp, Secondhand Serenade, Steam Powered Giraffe, The Afters, The Fray, The Maine, Vertical Horizon, Within Temptation

Fave Card/Board games: The Chameleon, Codebreakers, Ticket to Ride

Fave Amiga Game: The Settlers

Book Series (that changed my life): Piers Anthony’s Mode Series
 It made me realise I wasn’t the only person that cut their wrists to deal with life, and showed that you could feel weak but really on the inside you were strong and able to overcome everything thrown at you 

Fave Authors: Victoria Blisse, Heide Goody, A. Lee Martinez, Tom Holt, Jasper Fforde, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, K E Mills, Rob Grant

Cannot live without: Love, Laughter, Music and Pepsi